Hilarious Craigslist ad for 1999 Corolla is a work of art worthy of the Louvre Museum (2024)

The genius wrote that the biggest feature of the car is that it will outlive you and your children

By Neha B.

May 31, 2024

Hilarious Craigslist ad for 1999 Corolla is a work of art worthy of the Louvre Museum (1)

Jason Hlavenka, a Houston resident, needed to sell his secondhand 1999 Corolla. He wasn’t a copywriter or salesman, so he jotted down a quick description for Craigslist. Unexpectedly, the ad went viral on social media—not because of the car, but due to the hilarious ad copy. People are calling it a masterpiece worthy of the “Copywriters Hall of Fame” or even the Louvre.

The ad gained traction on social media after Amanda Natividad shared it on X, where it garnered nearly 1 million views. Her husband had shared it with her. The ad opens with humor, stating, “You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle-free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well, look no further.”

This Craigslist ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is a masterclass in copywriting. pic.twitter.com/fgiWGVu2ea

— Amanda Natividad (@amandanat) May 21, 2024

The man then goes on to add another funny twist by talking about the car’s features in an almost blunt manner. “Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope. Sunroof: nope. Fancy wheels: nope. Rearview camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a f*****g neck that can turn.”

As the ad captures interest, it lists the car’s features in a comical yet reliable tone. “You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would f***ing start right up,” the ad read, adding, “This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.”

A solid case against AI. Only a human brain could come up with something as simultaneously random and perfect as this.

— Allison O'Mahony (@allisoneomahony) May 22, 2024

After blending humor and reliability, the ad delivers punchy quips that had people laughing hard. “Things this car is old enough to do - Vote: yes. Rent a car: it is a car."

This is the best thing I have read all month.

— edwardoverthere (@edwardoverthere) May 21, 2024

The writer then listed a bunch of “interesting facts” about his model. “This car's exterior color is gray, but its interior color is grey,” was one of these. The list was followed up by a made-up hilarious event. “When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary ‘Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla’."

One of the best things I've read in a while 😂 The humor was A+++

— Andrew Ellis (@IamAndrewEllis) May 21, 2024

The writer added that he had his “car fill out a Facebook survey,” the result of which goes like this. “Favorite food: spaghetti. Favorite TV show: Alf. Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms."

I think about this ad approximately once a week.

— Karri Carlson (@heykarri) May 21, 2024

But he also relayed the credibility of the model with a funny punch, “When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, ‘It's a Corolla. It's fine.’"

Wow… masterpiece.

I’m just surprised whoever can write like this… is driving a Corolla 😂

— Zach Story (@ZachStoryX) May 21, 2024

The ad concluded with a witty ending, “Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The f*****g 1999 Toyota Corolla.” Along with the mind-blowing copy, he posted some pictures of the car showing its plush charcoal grey interiors and its silver-grey body.

Hilarious Craigslist ad for 1999 Corolla is a work of art worthy of the Louvre Museum (2)

According to Jalopnik, Jason first posted the car on eBay Motors, asking $2,500 for it. Finding no buyers, he said he decided to “try a different approach” on Craigslist. Initially, that didn’t work either, and he ended up selling it for $1,700 to someone via the for-sale sign on the car.His ad copy was also shared on X by @btredwing98. Seeing the popularity of the tweet, Jason started his own X account that goes by the handle @TheCorollaGuy. He has done this “so famous people” can reach out and offer to buy him new Corollas, he said.

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂 pic.twitter.com/7Pbrayqn58

— Brendan Tokarski (@btredwing98) April 23, 2018

Ad agencies often use techniques like “thinking outside the box” and “humor” to enhance their ad copy. However, Jason proved that “writing with a purpose” is unbeatable. Despite lacking formal writing skills, he nailed it because he wanted to sell his car. Jokes aside, people on the internet suggest he should consider writing Craigslist ads for a living.

Hilarious Craigslist ad for 1999 Corolla is a work of art worthy of the Louvre Museum (2024)

FAQs

Is oil optional in the 1999 Toyota Corolla? ›

It's not going to judge you like a f*cking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but its interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

Is a 1999 Toyota Corolla a compact car? ›

As a model name, Corolla has been around for some 30 years, evolving from a tiny imported sedan of slightly odd appearance into a made-in-America compact that sells well and is routinely praised for its refinement.

Can you use 5W-30 oil in 1999 Toyota Corolla? ›

For Toyota Corolla models made in 2009 or later, Toyota recommends using 0W-20 full synthetic motor oil. Meanwhile, Corolla models made in 2008 or earlier should use 5W-30 full synthetic motor oil.

How many miles can a Toyota Corolla go without oil change? ›

Toyota recommends that you have your oil changed every 10,000 miles, but to continue with the 5,000-mile service intervals for fluid top offs, inspections, and tire rotations. Schedule a service appointment to get started or continue reading to learn more!

What's a 1999 Toyota Corolla worth? ›

The value of a used 1999 Toyota Corolla ranges from $232 to $1,014, based on vehicle condition, mileage, and options. Get a free appraisal here.

How many miles can a 1999 Toyota Corolla last? ›

If you're considering a Toyota Corolla, you may be wondering, “How long do Toyota Corollas last?” With regular service and maintenance, the Toyota Corolla has a life expectancy of up to 10 years or 300,000 miles.

How reliable is a 1999 Toyota Corolla? ›

The average rating is a 4.7 out of 5 stars. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Reliability Rating is 4.0 out of 5. It ranks 8th out of 32 for all car brands.

Do you have to use Toyota oil in a Toyota? ›

Genuine Toyota motor oil 0W-20 utilizes a Toyota-specific additive package that will provide the best results for oil performance and fuel economy. However, other 0W-20 synthetic oils can be used as long as they are ILSAC certified, which is found on the oil container label.

Does my Toyota Corolla need synthetic oil? ›

Toyota Corolla models that are 2009 or newer should use Toyota Genuine car oil 0W-20, which is a synthetic blend that will allow your car to perform at its best.

Does my car need oil? ›

The Oil Change Light/Service Light Has Come On – Most modern cars have a system to monitor oil life and alert you that it's time for an oil change. No need for a sticker or guesswork! The most common dashboard symbol for this is a wrench, but every car is different.

Does a 1999 Toyota Camry use synthetic oil? ›

The Toyota Camry oil type is 0W-20 synthetic oil.

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